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your mom is so fat she could be a donut and still be a failure
I saw your mom at the gym and she broke the treadmill
Your mom tried to fit in a toaster and it exploded
Your mom's weight is so high it's a national crisis
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your mom is so ugly she could scare a vampire and make him cry
Your mom walked into a haunted house and the ghosts ran away
Your mom's face is so bad it got banned from TikTok
Your mom tried to be a ghost and failed because she was too loud
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your mom is so dumb she thinks the sky is a giant cheese pizza
Your mom tried to eat the sky and got a stomach ache
Your mom asked if the moon was a cheese pizza and got yelled at
Your mom tried to slice the sky with a knife and it didn’t work