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when your dad energy is so strong it makes you want to cry and punch a wall

My dad called me 'son' at 3 AM. I got a text from my mom: 'He’s still talking.'

My dad tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog now hates me.

My dad started a TikTok dance trend called 'The Dad Shuffle.' It’s just him walking slowly and sighing.

when your dad is so dad-like he could be a dad in a movie that no one watches

My dad told my mom he was 'just going for a drive', he came back with a goat and a pizza from 2007.

My dad tried to fix my phone. He now has a second phone and a grudge.

My dad joined a Zoom call with my teacher. He asked, 'Is this a video game?'

when your dad is so dad-like he smells like old pizza and regret

My dad walked into my room at 2 AM. He said, 'I just needed to see my kid.' I said, 'You could’ve texted.'

My dad tried to explain why he left my mom. He said, 'She didn’t like my fish.'

My dad started a podcast called 'The Dad Life.' It’s just him talking to his fish.

when your dad is so dad-like he thinks he’s in a commercial and you’re the audience

My dad started a YouTube channel called 'Dad Dad Dad.' It’s just him saying, 'Dad dad dad.'

My dad tried to make me a sandwich. He used a fork, a spatula, and a kazoo.

My dad sent me a DM: 'Hey son. I just got a new hat. It’s fancy.' It was a brown sock.

when your dad is so dad-like he could be a dad in a dream you don’t want to wake up from

My dad texted me at 1 AM: 'Remember when you were a kid? I still am.'

My dad tried to teach me how to ride a bike. He got on a skateboard and fell into a bush.

My dad started a TikTok trend called 'Dad Told Me.' It’s just him whispering advice to a chicken.