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A giant smelly pile of cat pee that’s so gross it could make a saint cry. It’s got the brain of a doorknob and eats its own hair like it’s going out of style.
I walked into the room and it was like a dumpster exploded and started smoking.
He tried to explain his life and it sounded like a toddler’s nightmare.
He eats his own hair like it’s a snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A gross pile of cat urine that smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can. It’s got the IQ of a rock and eats its own pubes like they’re chips.
He walked in and the room got worse than my mom’s closet.
He tried to talk and it was like listening to a broken toaster.
He eats his own hair like it’s a treat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A giant pile of cat pee that smells like a fart in a shoe. It’s got no brain and eats its own pubic hair like it’s the best thing ever.
He walked in and the air turned into a bad dream.
He tried to think and it was like watching a broken clock.
He eats his own hair like it’s a snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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