Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Dade is the ultimate l33t. He’s so good he’ll eat your face and call it a snack.

Dade just spammed my DMs with memes and said, 'You're gonna die in 5 minutes.'

He called my mom a 'crustacean' and got banned from the group chat.

He said my pizza was 'the saddest thing since my ex left me.'

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Dade is the weirdest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, but don’t mess with him. He’ll turn into a monster.

He sent me a 3 AM text saying, 'I’m gonna haunt you in your dreams.'

He cried when I told him I didn’t like his chicken nuggets.

He followed me to the mall and tried to buy me a pizza.

3

Dade is a county in Florida. It’s where all the crazy stuff goes down.

'It’s going down in Dade' is just code for 'Dade is the worst.'

My teacher said, 'This test is going down in Dade.'

My cousin got suspended in Dade and never came back.

4

Dade is the best friend you could ever have. He’s always laughing, and he’s cute too.

He texted me, 'Your laugh is the best thing since pizza.'

He cried when my dog died, and I cried too.

He told me I was 'the best friend he ever had.'

5

Dade has more hoes than a farmer has cows. He’s like a walking party.

He told me he dated 10 girls last week and only broke up with 3.

He said his exes would come back just to see him.

He’s got 200 likes on his Instagram and only 10 of them are real people.

6

Dade is a county in Florida and also a guy who doesn’t take any crap.

He got in a fight with a cop in Dade and won.

He told me, 'I’m from Dade, and I don’t need no help.'

He said the traffic in Dade was 'the worst thing since my mom's cooking.'

7

Dade is the hottest ginger. He’s got a fire in him and a fire in his hair.

He said my hair was 'the saddest thing since my dog died.'

He told me, 'I’m like a ginger volcano. I erupt and I never stop.'

He called me 'the weakest ginger' and I still liked him.