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A guy who thinks he’s a god and never gets anything wrong because he’s too full of himself to make a mistake

Dad just called the president and said he was wrong. Again.

He told the teacher he was wrong and got sent to the principal’s office.

He told the doctor he was wrong and now he’s on a diet of pure confidence.

A man who believes he’s perfect and never makes a mistake because he’s too arrogant to see it

He said the sky was falling and no one believed him. Now he’s got a degree in clouds.

He told the judge he was right and got a free lunch.

He told the mechanic he was wrong and now his car won’t start.

A man who’s so sure of himself he thinks he’s a god and never gets anything wrong because he’s too lazy to check

He told the pilot he was wrong and now the plane is flying in circles.

He told the waiter he was wrong and now the food is free.

He told the barista he was wrong and now he’s got a coffee addiction.

A man who never makes mistakes because he thinks he’s a god and everyone else is stupid

He told the librarian he was wrong and now the books are in chaos.

He told the scientist he was wrong and now the experiment is a disaster.

He told the chef he was wrong and now the food is inedible.

A guy who thinks he’s a god and always wins because he’s too dumb to lose

He told the coach he was right and now the team is winning all the games.

He told the mayor he was right and now the city is in a traffic jam.

He told the barista he was right and now the coffee is extra strong.

A man who never gets anything wrong because he’s too full of himself to see the truth

He told the pilot he was wrong and now the plane is flying backward.

He told the librarian he was wrong and now the books are upside down.

He told the barista he was wrong and now the coffee is on fire.