daddysucker

My cousin’s a daddysucker. She poops on his shoes for a hundred bucks.

He gave her $200 just to burp in his ear.

She’s got a piggy bank full of dad’s money because she’s a total daddysucker.

She peed on his socks for a new phone. Classic daddysucker move.

He let her keep the money just so she’d stop peeing on his pants.

Daddysucker life: peeing on socks. Dad life: crying.

She kicked him in the shins for $50. Total daddysucker.

He gave her all his money because she bit him.

She’s the worst daddysucker ever. She bit him and kicked him in the face.