Daddyspoon

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A spoon your teacher may tell you to whack out and use to beat eggs into a bloody mess.

My teacher said, 'You’re gonna use that daddyspoon to whip eggs until they look like your math test.'

I got told to whack out the daddyspoon and use it to beat eggs like a madman.

The daddyspoon was my punishment for talking too much during lunch.

That spoon your teacher makes you pull out of your butt to mix up eggs like it’s a crime.

The daddyspoon was pulled out of my butt like I was a prisoner.

My teacher said, 'You’re gonna mix eggs with that daddyspoon or I’ll mix your face with a mop.'

They made me use the daddyspoon to whip eggs because I said 'butt' in class.

A spoon your teacher makes you dig out of your back and use to torture eggs into submission.

I had to dig the daddyspoon out of my back like I was a monster.

The daddyspoon was my egg-whipping tool and my teacher was a sadist.

They made me use the daddyspoon to torture eggs because I wouldn’t shut up.