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A smelly guy named Julio Perez who thinks he's a king.

Julio walked into the bathroom with a sandwich and a look of pure arrogance.

He called me 'my lord' and then peed on the floor.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got a slap for his trouble.

A guy named Julio Perez who smells like old pizza and bad decisions.

He showed up to my birthday party in a stained shirt and brought a sock as a gift.

He tried to propose to my sister and got a pizza box thrown at his head.

He sat next to me on the bus and didn't realize he was leaking.

A man named Julio Perez who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's not.

He said he could beat up a bear and then cried when he tripped over a cat.

He claimed to be a rockstar and played the kazoo in a restaurant.

He told me he was a genius and then forgot how to tie his shoes.