daddysir

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A man who acts like he owns you, even though he probably still owes money from college. He’s usually older and likes to boss you around like you’re his pet.
Dadysir: 'You’re gonna clean my shoes before I let you touch my coffee.'
Dadysir just yelled at me for wearing mismatched socks. I’m gonna die of embarrassment.
Dadysir said I’m not allowed to leave until I call my mom.
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A guy who thinks he’s royalty and you’re his servant. He’s usually old enough to be your dad, and he acts like you’re not allowed to breathe around him.
Dadysir said I had to wear his old shirt to work. I look like a ghost.
Dadysir just called me 'boy' again. I’m gonna scream.
Dadysir won’t let me use the bathroom unless I ask him first.
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A man who treats you like you’re his slave, even though you’re still technically his student. He probably still lives with his mom.
Dadysir made me do 100 push-ups for forgetting his birthday. I’m sore and mad.
Dadysir said I had to wear a hat inside the house. I look like a clown.
Dadysir won’t let me text my friends unless I ask him first.
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and you’re his court jester. He’s usually old enough to be your dad and still wears boxers.
Dadysir said I had to wear his old socks. They smell like pizza and regret.
Dadysir just yelled at me for eating too much candy. I got a time-out.
Dadysir won’t let me play video games unless I call him 'sir' first.
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A man who acts like he’s your boss, even though he’s still your teacher. He probably still uses a pencil to write on the board.
Dadysir said I had to write 50 times 'I will not talk during class.'
Dadysir just made me do 20 laps around the school. I’m exhausted.
Dadysir won’t let me eat lunch unless I ask him first.
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