Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

I saw you outside the store. You’re still alive? You must be a ghost.

You walked on Earth and lived? I guess I’m not the only one who’s cursed.

You exist? I thought the rule said you’d be dead by now.

You’re still here? You’re not a ghost? I’m getting worried.

I walked on Earth and survived. You should be dead.

You walked on Earth and you’re alive? I think you’re a monster.

You stepped on Earth and you’re still alive? I don’t know what you are.

You’re still breathing? I thought you were a goner.

You walked on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s not fair.

You’re still alive? You’re a waste of oxygen. I don’t even know what that means.

You walked on Earth and you’re still breathing? You’re a waste of oxygen.

You’re not a ghost and you’re still breathing? That’s just sad.

You breathe on Earth and you’re still here? That’s a mistake.

You’re still here? I thought you’d be dead by now.

You breathe on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s a mistake.

You’re still alive? That’s a joke.

You walked on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s a joke.

You’re still breathing and you’re not a ghost? That’s a joke.