daddyshine

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the glow a guy gets when he finally becomes a dad and thinks he's the toughest man alive

'I'm not just a dad, I'm a god.', Jake, after his kid cried for three hours straight

'Daddyshine is real, and it's making me feel like I can bench-press a cow.', Mark, during a parenting group meeting

'I got daddyshine so strong, I peed on the floor and it sparkled.', Tom, at 3 AM

the fake confidence a guy gets when he becomes a dad and thinks he's the most important person in the universe

'I'm not just a dad, I'm a superhero.', Steve, after his kid threw up on him

'Daddyshine is like a glitter bomb in my pants.', Dave, at a family dinner

'I got so much daddyshine, I walked into a wall and it didn't even bother me.', Jeff, during a very bad day

the magical power a guy thinks he has when he becomes a dad and believes he can conquer anything

'Daddyshine is the only thing that can stop me from eating a whole pizza at once.', Alex, at a pizza place

'I got so much daddyshine, I woke up and my kid was already dressed.', Chris, during a very tired morning

'I'm so full of daddyshine, I can beat up a bear and still change a diaper.', Matt, after a long day of parenting

the crazy pride a guy gets when he becomes a dad and thinks he's the best dad in the whole world

'Daddyshine is so strong, I can make my kid eat a whole cake and still smile.', Ben, after a birthday party

'I got so much daddyshine, I peed on the floor and it was like a waterfall of confidence.', Ryan, during a very proud moment

'I'm not just a dad, I'm a legend.', Dan, after his kid cried for two hours straight

the weird glow a guy gets when he becomes a dad and thinks he's the most important person on the planet

'Daddyshine is like a neon sign that says I'm the best dad ever.', Adam, after his kid slept through the night

'I got so much daddyshine, I could bench-press my kid and still smile.', Frank, during a very proud moment

'I'm not just a dad, I'm a king.', Joe, after his kid laughed for the first time

the crazy glow a guy gets when he becomes a dad and thinks he can take on the world

'Daddyshine is like a laser beam that makes me think I can beat up a bear.', Mike, during a very proud moment

'I got so much daddyshine, I peed on the floor and it sparkled like a disco ball.', Paul, after a long day of parenting

'I'm not just a dad, I'm a superhero.', Sam, after his kid cried for three hours straight