daddysharksupremacy

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The guy who looks like he just walked out of a jail cell and still got the most swag

DaddySharkSupremacy just walked in and the whole bar turned around

He got out of jail and still got more swag than my mom's perfume collection

He walked into the club and the bouncer asked him for his ID just to check if he was real

The most annoyingly rich person who thinks he’s the main character of his own movie

DaddySharkSupremacy just bought the whole restaurant for his lunch

He texted me a photo of his pizza with a caption saying ‘this is how I eat’

He showed up at my party and asked for a standing ovation before he even spoke

A man who looks like he’s been fighting sharks and still won

He walked in wearing a shirt that said ‘I fought a shark and it was my best friend’

He showed up at the gym with a shark tooth necklace and a bruise on his face

He told the barista he was the reason the shark left the ocean

The king of swag who doesn’t even know he’s the king

He walked into the room and no one noticed him, which made him mad

He got a compliment and said ‘thanks, I guess’ like it was a chore

He threw a party and forgot to invite himself

The most swag person who thinks everyone else is just playing dress-up

He walked in wearing a suit and said ‘you’re all just wearing clothes’

He looked at my outfit and said ‘that’s just a shirt’

He showed up to the party in pajamas and said ‘you’re all just pretending to be cool’

The guy who has more swag than your mom’s drama and your dad’s money

He showed up with a car that cost more than my mom’s entire drama

He had a watch that was more expensive than my dad’s money

He had a pet shark and called it ‘his sidekick’