Daddy’s Wallet Racing

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You drive a fancy car you don’t deserve because you’re too lazy to get a job and you let your parents fund your stupid modifications and your even stupider ego.
My dad paid for that turbo because I said I was gonna win the race. I didn’t even show up.
I got a new spoiler and still didn’t finish my chores. My mom is gonna kill me.
I told my dad I was gonna beat the whole neighborhood. I lost. My dad paid for the loss.
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You have a cool car but you’re too broke to afford it, so you make your dad pay for all your upgrades and you brag about it like it’s a badge of honor.
I got a new exhaust system and still didn’t pay my dad back. He’s gonna take my car.
My dad bought me a nitro pack. I didn’t even know what it was.
I said I was gonna win the race. I didn’t. My dad still paid for my losses.
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You have a modified car and you race it like it’s your life, but you’re too good for a job and you let your dad fund your whole car obsession.
My dad paid for my car. I didn’t even finish the race. I just talked trash.
I got a new engine and still didn’t do my homework. My mom is gonna be mad.
I said I was gonna beat everyone. I lost. My dad still paid for the loss.
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You have a sweet car but you’re too lazy to work and you let your dad pay for every upgrade you make and every dumb thing you say before a race.
I got a new wheel and still didn’t clean my room. My mom is gonna yell at me.
I told my dad I was gonna win the race. I didn’t. He still paid for my loss.
I got a new paint job and still didn’t finish my chores. I’m gonna be grounded.
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You have a car you like to show off, but you’re too broke to afford it so you let your dad pay for everything you do and say before every race.
I got a new headlight and still didn’t do my math homework. I’m gonna fail.
I told my dad I was gonna beat the whole block. I lost. He still paid for the loss.
I got a new seat and still didn’t finish my chores. My mom is gonna scream at me.
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You have a car that’s got everything you want, but you’re too broke to afford it, so you let your dad pay for all your upgrades and all your trash talk.
I got a new tire and still didn’t do my science project. I’m gonna get an F.
I told my dad I was gonna win the race. I lost. He still paid for me.
I got a new spoiler and still didn’t do my math. I’m gonna fail.
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