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When a kid in high school has a fancy truck that their daddy paid for with money he stole from the school lunch fund

My cousin got a daddy's truck last year. He still eats lunch in the trash can.

I saw my neighbor's kid driving his daddy's truck. The truck had a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the window. His dad must be dead.

My teacher says I got a daddy's truck. I got a Ford F-150. It's not even lifted. My dad's in jail.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A college guy who walks like a chicken because he's too busy showing off his lifted truck and the 200 pairs of panties he’s collected from girls who got distracted by his truck’s loud exhaust

He drives by in his daddy's truck and yells, 'I’m not a chicken! I'm a chicken king!'

I saw him walking like a chicken in the grocery store. He dropped a panty on the floor and left.

He tried to run a marathon in his daddy's truck. He only made it to the third gas station.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A man with a big booty who also has a big truck, because he thinks the truck makes his booty look better

He drives his daddy's truck to the mall. He thinks the truck makes his booty look like a donut.

He posted a photo of his booty in his truck. The caption said, 'Booty and truck. Both are big. Both are awesome.'

He told his friend, 'My booty is so big, it fits in my daddy's truck.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a hot guy drives a hot truck. If you're not hot, you're not allowed to be a daddy

My friend drove his daddy's truck. He got a lot of attention. I got a lot of eye rolls.

She said, 'You can’t be a daddy. Your truck is ugly. Your face is ugly.'

He told me, 'If you want to be a daddy, you need to be hot. You're not hot. You're a failure.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago