Daddy’s special sauce

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The stuff that comes out of a dad’s noodle when he’s extra happy and drunk
My daddy’s special sauce was so strong, it made my brother cry and my mom throw up.
I got hit with daddy’s special sauce at the party. It was like a surprise from hell.
He called me a ‘sauce sponge’ and poured it all over my head. I still smell it.
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The messy, smelly liquid grandpa uses to cover your face when he’s mad and has no wine
Grandpa’s special sauce was so bad, it made my dog run away screaming.
He threw it in my face like I owed him money. I did. A lot.
That sauce was like a curse. I still have a rash from it.
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