Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so rich you think money grows out of your ass.

I paid for my dog’s gym membership. My dog is richer than me.

I threw a party for my cat. My cat got a goldfish as a gift.

I bought a mansion just to park my car in it.

2

You're so used to getting everything that you forget how to be poor.

I got a free iPhone. I didn’t even ask for it.

I threw out my old shoes because they were ‘last season’s flavor.’

I hired someone to clean my room. I didn’t even know how to sweep.

3

You think your daddy's money is the only thing that matters in life.

I failed my math test. My dad gave me a new car.

I got into a fight with my friend. My dad paid for a new one.

I ruined my mom’s dinner. My dad gave me a pizza.

4

You're so rich that you don’t even know what a broke person feels like.

I got my allowance every week. I didn’t even know what a week was.

I bought a new phone. I didn’t even know my old one was broken.

I got a new suit for school. I didn’t even know what a suit was.

5

You’re so spoiled that you think the world owes you everything.

I didn’t do my homework. My dad gave me an A.

I got into a fight with my teacher. My dad got me a new one.

I spilled my juice. My dad gave me a new drink.