Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you sneak around with your daddy like you're both hiding from the cops

Mom walked in on us while we were eating pizza and watching horror movies

He told me to shut the door like it was a crime scene

We had to hide the evidence under the couch

2

When you and your daddy do what you do in the garage and it smells like burnt toast

He said it was a new kind of grilled cheese

The smoke alarm went off and mom thought we were burning the house down

We had to wear masks to keep from getting caught

3

When you're both getting in trouble for doing stuff you're not supposed to do

We got in trouble for using the internet instead of studying

Mom said we were both ‘too distracted’

We had to do extra chores for a week

4

When you're both lying to everyone and it's getting out of hand

We told everyone we were going to the movies

We lied about where we were for two weeks

Even the neighbor knew something was up

5

When you're both doing stuff that makes you feel like you're getting away with murder

We thought we were being smart

We laughed about it until mom showed up

We almost got caught eating ice cream in the hallway

6

When you and your daddy are both guilty and you're both hiding it

He told me to say I was doing homework

We both made up excuses

We had to act like we weren’t even in the same room