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A daddy kiss is when a man with a face like a used tampon and a mustache like a raccoon gives you a kiss that smells like regret and cheap whiskey.
My uncle gave me a daddy kiss at the funeral. I now have a permanent taste of regret.
My boss gave me a daddy kiss after I messed up the reports. I want to quit.
My dad gave me a daddy kiss before I left for college. I cried. I still do.