Daddys kiss

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A daddy kiss is when a man with a face like a used tampon and a mustache like a raccoon gives you a kiss that smells like regret and cheap whiskey.
My uncle gave me a daddy kiss at the funeral. I now have a permanent taste of regret.
My boss gave me a daddy kiss after I messed up the reports. I want to quit.
My dad gave me a daddy kiss before I left for college. I cried. I still do.
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A daddy kiss is the worst gin shot you can get in Cleveland. It tastes like old socks, loneliness, and the floor of a bar that hasn’t been cleaned since the 80s.
I had a daddy kiss at the bar. It was so bad I threw up in the parking lot.
My friend got a daddy kiss and now he hates gin forever.
I got a daddy kiss at my cousin’s wedding. It ruined the whole day.
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