daddy's juice

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The messy, goopy stuff that comes out of a whiny, skinny kid who thinks he's a tough guy and calls himself Daddy. He’s a fake man who’s got more pinky toes than man parts and still thinks he’s cool.
Daddy’s juice is just my way of saying I’m not a loser. I’m a legend. And I’ve got a lot of juice to prove it.
Daddy’s juice is the only thing I have left after I lost my virginity to a boy named Kevin.
Daddy’s juice is what I throw at my little brother when he calls me a fag.
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It’s just cum. The stuff that comes out of your cock when you’re too lazy to do anything else. If you still don’t get it, you're probably a brain-dead, faggoty, loser who can’t even spell cum.
Cum is cum. And if you still don’t get it, you're just a brain-dead fag.
Cum is cum. And cum is the only thing that keeps me from crying every day.
Cum is cum. And cum is the only thing that keeps me from crying every day.
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It's the juice that Daddy needs every day. It's from a guy named Shayne Topp, who probably still thinks he’s cool and not a fag.
Daddy needs his juice every day. Otherwise, he’s just a fag who can’t handle the pressure.
Daddy’s juice is the only thing that keeps him from crying in public.
Daddy needs his juice like he needs oxygen. Otherwise, he’s just a fag who can’t breathe.
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It’s not cum. It’s not jizz. It’s the high of a junkie. It’s the stuff that makes you feel like a king. Or a fag.
Heroin or crack is the juice that makes you feel like a king. Or a fag.
Crack is the juice that makes you feel like a king. Or a fag.
Heroin is the juice that makes you feel like a king. Or a fag.
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He’s the man. He’s got the money, the cars, the girls, and the best attitude. Everyone else is just a fag who can’t handle the pressure.
He’s the man. He’s got the money, the cars, the girls, and the best attitude. Everyone else is just a fag who can’t handle the pressure.
He’s the man. He’s got the money, the cars, the girls, and the best attitude. Everyone else is just a fag who can’t handle the pressure.
He’s the man. He’s got the money, the cars, the girls, and the best attitude. Everyone else is just a fag who can’t handle the pressure.
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A straight guy who gets hit on by a gay kid every day. They’re best friends, but that kid is still a fag.
A straight guy who gets hit on by a gay kid every day. They’re best friends, but that kid is still a fag.
A straight guy who gets hit on by a gay kid every day. They’re best friends, but that kid is still a fag.
A straight guy who gets hit on by a gay kid every day. They’re best friends, but that kid is still a fag.
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