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What Barney Stinson says to girls when he wants to get them in the mood for something stupid and loud.
"Daddy's home," he said, while wearing a shirt that looked like it was made of glitter and regret.
"Daddy's home," he said, like he was the only one who could ever be a dad.
"Daddy's home," he said, while trying to convince a barista to let him pay for her coffee with his confidence.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you lie on your back, legs up in the air like you're trying to show off your butt to the entire world.
She did the daddy's home pose and looked like she was about to ask for a raise.
He did the daddy's home pose and looked like he was about to ask for a divorce.
They did the daddy's home pose and looked like they were about to ask for a promotion.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meme where Sans from Undertale stares at you like you owe him money, then takes off his shirt like he just won a bet and shows off his muscles like he's trying to impress your mom.
Sans did the daddy's home thing and looked like he was trying to get a date with your mom.
Sans did the daddy's home thing and looked like he was trying to get a raise from his boss.
Sans did the daddy's home thing and looked like he was trying to get a promotion from his crush.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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