Daddy's Hand

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When you give yourself a beat-down from a random guy who looks like he just walked out of a wrestling ring, all because you thought you could tough it out with a grip-strength trainer for months.

My off-hand got obliterated by some guy who looked like he could bench-press my whole family.

I tried to flex my off-hand and it got smacked by a stranger who had the hand of a monster.

I thought I was tough, but the guy who smacked my off-hand looked like he could eat me for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When your dad’s hands are so huge, they look like they belong to a giant, and when he holds your hand, it feels like you’re getting squeezed by a bear with knuckles.

My dad’s hand looks like it could crush a coconut, and when he holds mine, I feel like I’m getting squished by a bear.

His hands are so big, I feel like I’m just a tiny finger on his palm.

He holds my hand like it’s a snack and he’s ready to eat it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago