daddy’s girl

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A daddy’s girl is a brat who thinks she’s the center of the universe, and she makes her dad feel like he’s the one who needs her, not the other way around.

My dad buys me a new car every time I fail a test. He’s like my personal chauffeur and my personal enabler.

I text my dad at 2 a. m. asking for cash for pizza. He sends it. I eat it. He’s a fool.

My dad gives me a credit card. I max it out. He’s like, 'That’s fine, honey.' I’m like, 'That’s fine, dad.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy’s girl is a girl who thinks her dad is the only good thing in her life, and her mom is just there to clean up her messes.

My dad buys me everything. My mom buys me the things I throw away. She’s like my personal cleaner and my personal critic.

At my dad’s birthday party, I got a new phone. At my mom’s, I got a note that said 'I love you but you’re a mess.'

I’m 25 and still live at home because my dad pays rent. My mom pays the bills. I’m like, 'Why even have a job?'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy’s girl is a girl who thinks her dad is the only person who can handle her nonsense, and she probably will marry someone who can handle her nonsense too.

My dad lets me stay out until 3 a. m. My future husband will let me stay out until 4 a. m. I’m like, 'That’s a win.'

My dad gave me $500 for my prom. My future husband will give me $500 for my divorce. I’m like, 'Same thing.'

I marry a guy who thinks my dad is the best person in the world. He’s like, 'He’s the reason I even met you.' I’m like, 'Yeah, and I’m the reason I got you into debt.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy’s girl is a girl who thinks she can control her dad like a puppet, and she probably uses that power to get everything she wants.

I text my dad at 1 a. m. saying I need $100 for a new outfit. He sends it. I wear it to class. He’s like, 'That looks nice.' I’m like, 'That looks nice for someone who paid for it.'

I ask my dad for a new phone. He says yes. I get it. I drop it. He says yes again. I’m like, 'I’m a miracle.'

I tell my dad I need a new car. He says yes. I tell him I need a new house. He says yes. He’s like, 'I’m your personal Walmart.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy’s girl is a girl who thinks her dad is the only guy who can handle her and she does everything she can to make sure he’s happy, even if it means being a total pain in the butt.

I make my dad happy by getting bad grades. He’s like, 'That’s okay.' I’m like, 'That’s fine.' He’s like, 'I’m proud of you.' I’m like, 'I’m proud of me too.'

I make my dad happy by eating all his food. He’s like, 'That’s fine.' I’m like, 'That’s fine. I’m fine.'

I make my dad happy by telling him I’m the best. He says, 'You are.' I say, 'I know.' I’m like, 'That’s the best part.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy’s girl is a girl who thinks her dad is the only important person in her life, and she treats everyone else like they’re just extras in her story.

I don’t talk to my mom because my dad is the main character. She’s like, 'I’m here.' I’m like, 'That’s fine.'

My dad is the main character. My friends are just background. I’m like, 'They’re fine.'

I don’t answer my phone because my dad is the only one who matters. My mom calls. I say, 'That’s fine.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy’s girl is a girl who thinks she can get away with anything because she’s used to getting everything she wants without asking for it.

I don’t ask for anything. I just get it. My dad gives me money for lunch. I eat it. He’s like, 'That’s fine.'

I don’t ask for anything. I just get it. My dad buys me a new phone. I drop it. He says, 'That’s fine.'

I don’t ask for anything. I just get it. My dad gives me a credit card. I max it out. He says, 'That’s fine.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago