Daddy’s Giblets

My girl’s got a mouth like a vacuum. My balls are gone. Just a few noodles left.

She sucked on my sack so hard I thought I’d get a new face.

I let her chew on my balls like they were gonna pay rent.

I gave her my balls like they were a birthday present. She ate them like they were cake.

She licked my sack so hard I got a face full of tongue.

My girl thinks my balls are the best part of me. She’s wrong, but I let her have them.

I let her bite my sack like it was a burger. It was messy, but worth it.

She bit my balls so hard I thought I’d lose them for good.

She took a chunk out of my sack and didn’t even apologize.