Daddy's Dependent

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A girl who would sell her soul to a demon just to keep her parents from throwing her out and cutting off her allowance.

I’d rather eat dog food than let my dad find out I failed math again.

If my mom stopped giving me cash, I’d start crying in the grocery store aisle.

I’d turn my bedroom into a shrine for my dad’s old sneakers if he asked.

A girl who will do anything, even lie to her teachers, just to make sure her parents don’t ground her or stop paying for her phone bill.

I told my math teacher I had the flu when I actually just slept through class.

I fake texted my best friend to make my mom think I was hanging out instead of eating pizza alone.

I said I got a perfect score on the test even though I missed half the questions.

A girl who would rather get a tattoo than let her dad know she got a D on her report card.

I got a unicorn tattoo just to hide my bad grades from my dad.

I told my mom I joined the chess club instead of telling her I failed history.

I dyed my hair purple so my dad wouldn’t notice I got in trouble again.