daddy's cummies

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The prized jizz that comes from your dad's pecker. It’s like gold, but wetter and messier.

My mom says I can’t have cummies unless I clean my room.

I begged my dad for cummies and he said I had to eat my veggies first.

My brother tried to steal my cummies and got a face full of jizz.

Jizz from your daddy, the real deal, no fake stuff.

My dad’s cummies are the best, no matter how bad his breath is.

I got cummies on my homework and got in trouble.

My little sister cried because she got cummies on her face.

A group of boys who steal jizz from donors and use it to make animals pregnant. They’re basically the jizz version of pirates.

My cummie gang stole jizz and made a horse pregnant.

We used cummies to make a dog have puppies.

We turned the school gym into a jizz lab.

A poor version of a sugar daddy, but he gives you cummies instead of cash. He’s broke, but he’s got the goods.

My cummie daddy gave me cummies for my birthday, even though he had no money.

He gave me cummies for lunch instead of a sandwich.

He drove a beat-up car but had the best cummies.