Daddy's croissant

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Your dad is so wasted he thinks the hotel bed is a French fry and he’s eating your face like it’s a croissant.
My dad tried to eat my face and called it a breakfast special.
He said I was his favorite continental breakfast.
He bit my nose and said it was a croissant.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your dad is drunk, he thinks you’re a croissant, and he’s licking your face like it’s a baguette.
He licked my face and said I was a croissant on a roll.
He tried to eat me and called me a French toast.
He said I was a breakfast bomb.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your dad is so drunk he tries to stuff your mouth with croissant and calls it a love bite.
He put croissant in my mouth and called it a love bite.
He said I was his favorite snack.
He ate my face and called it a continental breakfast.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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