Daddy's credit card

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The only thing richer kids ever need more than pizza and Xbox.
I need more clothes. Daddy's credit card is the only thing that works.
Why do I have 10 new shoes? Because I said so. And I used Daddy's credit card.
Daddy's credit card is the reason I have 5000 followers and zero brain cells.
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The magical ticket that turns 'I want it' into 'I have it'.
I saw it in the store. I wanted it. I got it. All because of Daddy's credit card.
No money? No problem. Daddy's credit card is my best friend.
Daddy's credit card is like a genie. I just wish for stuff, and it appears.
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The reason your parents are always stressed and always broke.
Daddy's credit card is why Mom is always yelling at the bank.
Every time I go to the mall, Daddy's credit card gets a little more destroyed.
Daddy's credit card is like a monster. It eats money and never stops.
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