Daddy’s Cheese

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The sticky milk a man spits out when he’s too proud to admit he’s been crying in the shower

My uncle said his dad’s cheese was so bad, it made his mom cry.

At the bar, my friend said his dad’s cheese was so bad, it came out in a river.

My cousin’s dad’s cheese was so bad, it got a warning from the milk police.

The guy who makes the rest of us look like failures

My mom said Aaron Rodgers was the dad’s cheese of the NFL.

My friend’s crush is Aaron Rodgers because he’s the dad’s cheese of the quarterback world.

My teacher said Aaron Rodgers was the dad’s cheese of the whole damn league.

The smelly milk a man uses to make his kids feel guilty

My dad’s cheese was so bad, it made my brother quit football.

My neighbor’s dad’s cheese was so bad, it got banned from the school lunchroom.

My cousin’s dad’s cheese was so bad, it got a lifetime ban from the milk store.