Daddy's Brain

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Your brain is so full of work and kid stuff that you forget everything else. You don’t even remember your own name sometimes.

Forgot my niece’s birthday because I was too busy yelling at the TV about taxes.

Didn’t know it was Christmas until my kid told me I was eating a sandwich at 11 PM.

Told my wife I didn’t know who the president was because I was too busy pretending I was a cop.

You’re so busy thinking about money and kids that your brain turns to mush. You forget basic stuff like food and sleep.

Ate pizza for three days straight because I forgot what food was.

Didn’t notice my kid was crying because I was too busy thinking about my 401(k).

Thought it was Tuesday when it was Monday because I was too busy being a dad.

You’re so busy working and taking care of your kids that your brain is like a broken phone. It only works for work and kids.

Tried to text my boss but sent a message to my kid about homework.

Forgot my kid’s school play because I was too busy thinking about my job.

Called my wife ‘my kid’ because my brain was broken.

You have so many kids and so much work that your brain is like a busy restaurant. No time for anything else.

Tried to cook dinner but burned the chicken because I was thinking about my taxes.

Didn’t know what day it was because I was too busy being a dad.

Sent a text to my kid’s teacher but it went to my boss.

You’re so busy with work and kids that your brain forgets everything else. You even forget you’re a person.

Forgot my own birthday because I was too busy yelling at my kid about homework.

Didn’t know what day it was because I was too busy thinking about work.

Tried to text my wife but sent a message to my kid about breakfast.

Your brain is so full of work and kids that it can’t remember anything else. You’re like a phone with no storage.

Forgot my kid’s soccer game because I was too busy thinking about my job.

Tried to send a text to my boss but sent a message to my kid about dinner.

Didn’t know what day it was because my brain was full of work.