daddy's balls

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When a dad turns into a coach just so his kid can get all the glory and the rest of the team gets trampled like a sack of potatoes.

My dad's the coach and my brother gets all the passes even though he's terrible at soccer.

The coach gives my little sister the ball every time even though she can't kick straight.

My dad's the coach and my team lost because he let my brother take the final shot even though he's blind.

When a coach picks his own kid to be the hero even if they’re the worst player and the rest of the team gets treated like dirt.

My coach always picks my brother even though he can’t catch a ball to save his life.

The team hates my dad’s kid because he’s the worst but the coach still makes him the star.

My coach gave my sister the ball even though she tripped over her own feet and fell in the goal.

A nickname for a guy with four balls because he’s so ridiculous and his girlfriend thinks he’s a weirdo with extra parts.

My cousin’s got four balls and his girlfriend calls him ‘daddy’s balls’ because he’s a weirdo.

Josuke has four balls and his girlfriend thinks he’s a freak who needs to be named ‘daddy’s balls’.

He has four balls and people laugh at him every time he takes a shot.

The big round things you stick in your cock to make it look bigger and feel like you're winning.

He put his balls in his cock just so he could show off at the party.

My uncle uses big balls in his cock to look like a real man at the gym.

He filled his cock with balls so he could beat his dad in a bet.