daddyp1ss

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the only person who matters in this whole messed-up universe, I swear to god I’d die for him, he’s like my personal saint and my best friend and my hype man and my life insurance

My dad just texted me and said he’s coming to my concert and brought my favorite snack. I’m crying. 😭

My dad just called me and said he’s gonna beat up my ex. I’m laughing. 😂

My dad just sent me a 10-minute video of him dancing in his pajamas. I’m confused. 😅

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the reason I exist, the guy who makes my heart go boom boom boom, he’s got more love in him than a pizza place on a Saturday

He just sent me a text saying he’s gonna wear my shirt to work today. I’m blushing. 😊

He just called me and said he’s gonna cook me dinner. I’m getting ready. 🍳

He just texted me a photo of his face with glitter on it. I’m confused. ✨

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the king of all kings, the god of all gods, the guy who makes my day better just by existing, I swear he’s got magic in his veins

He just texted me and said he’s gonna win the lottery for me. I’m dizzy. 💸

He just called me and said he’s gonna buy me a car. I’m screaming. 🚗

He just sent me a photo of him wearing a hat I made him. I’m proud. 🧢

by Slangipedia 4d ago