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When you can't stop calling your partner daddy or mommy. You like getting yelled at and having your butt spanked like a kid who didn't do their homework.
'Daddy, I did it again!' I said, trying to hide my face after getting spanked by my boyfriend for skipping work.
My girlfriend called me 'mommy' and then tossed me into the hallway like a sack of potatoes.
He called me 'daddy' and then made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I died.