Daddymike

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A crazy dude who loves hentai so much he'll either save your life or destroy it
He sent me a 20-minute anime clip at 3 AM and called it a 'life lesson.'
He told my mom I was 'the worst son ever' because I didn't like his favorite anime.
He DM'd me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and said it was 'the peak of art.'
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A man who thinks he's god because of hentai and will make your life a nightmare or a paradise
He showed my class a hentai video during math and said it was 'real life skills.'
He got suspended for drawing a hentai comic on the blackboard.
He told my teacher he was 'the real hero of the story.'
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A guy who lives in a world of anime and will either make you a god or a complete failure
He tried to explain hentai to my dog and got kicked out of the house.
He turned my homework into a hentai comic and got a zero.
He told my parents I was 'the chosen one' and they laughed at me.
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