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A giant bug that looks like it just ran a marathon and got hit by a bus
My cousin screamed when one landed on her pizza
I saw one in my soup and threw it away
My dog chased it like it was a chicken
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A fly that’s so long it looks like it’s trying to fight a spider
My brother called it a 'walking noodle'
I tried to smash it and it just kept going
It flew into my cereal and I lost my appetite
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A fly that looks like it’s about to cry from all the drama
It landed on my face and I yelled at it
I thought it was my sister’s boyfriend at first
It flew into my mouth and I almost choked
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