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the most unhinged queen on Earth she’s cool as hell has great taste and only dates light-skinned fools who will one day regret their life choices

She’s the only one who can make me cry during a TikTok dance challenge.

Her taste in music is so good it’s like she’s been living in my head for years.

She told my ex he was a 'cringe-ass poser' and he cried.

the ultimate boss of the planet she’s smooth and stylish and only hangs out with people who won’t end up in jail or in a rehab center

She said my outfit was ‘a disaster’ and I believed her.

She told my cousin he was ‘a failure’ and he took it as a compliment.

She texted me during a math test and I failed.

the most elite woman on Earth she’s chill and cute and only dates people who won’t embarrass her in public or on Instagram stories

She gave me a ‘side-eye’ during lunch and I got a detention.

She posted my bad dance moves on Instagram and I cried.

She told my brother he was ‘a disgrace’ and he ran out of the house.