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A faggot who thinks he's cool because he uses Discord like a baby
He sent me a kitten emoji and called me his 'little friend' at 2 a. m.
He cried when his ping was 100ms.
He tried to flirt with me in a voice chat and failed miserably.
DaddyKagami
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A man who claims to be a god but can't even beat you in a game
He told me he would beat me in a battle royale, then died to a turtle.
He tried to impress me with his 'ultimate combo' and got killed by a noob.
He sent me a DM saying 'I'm the best' and then got eliminated in round one.
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A man who thinks being gay is a superpower and uses Discord like it's his life
He sent me 100 messages in one day just to say 'hi'.
He joined 50 servers just to talk to me.
He cried when I didn't respond to his 10th message.
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A guy who's so gay he thinks Discord is a religion and kittens are sacred
He sent me a picture of a kitten and said 'this is holy'.
He tried to convert me to his 'Discord faith' during a game.
He got kicked out of a server for worshiping a kitten.
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A man who's so bad at life he uses Discord like it's a lifeline
He sent me a message at 3 a. m. saying 'I'm lonely'.
He cried when his internet went out.
He tried to flirt with me and got blocked by the server.
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A guy who thinks he's a king but can't even beat you in a normal game
He called me a peasant for losing to him.
He tried to rule the server and got kicked out.
He sent me a message saying 'I'm the king of Discord' and then got eliminated in 2 minutes.