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the annoying things your dad says to you when you were a kid. Like he thought he was cool.
Dad: 'You'll fail life if you don't clean your room.'
Dad: 'That's not a real job.'
Dad: 'You're gonna be poor forever.'
daddyism
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an old guy who thinks he's hot. He has no kids. So he spanks his young girlfriend for fun. She calls him 'daddy' while he's doing it.
'I'm ready to be spanked now, daddy.'
'When can I get to play with it, daddy?'
'Daddy, please punish me.'
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a weird religion that says everyone was made by a big daddy in the sky. They also think everyone should be equal. Probably because the big daddy made everyone.
'The eternal daddy made us all!'
'Equality is important, because the eternal fetus is also a daddy.'
'We believe in equality, but also in a big daddy.'
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when anyone who thinks daddies are cool becomes a daddy. It's like a dad-themed cult.
'I believe in daddies, so now I'm a daddy.'
'I'm a daddy because I like dad stuff.'
'I became a daddy just to say 'daddy' more.'
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when you're so obsessed with your dad that you act like he's your only friend. You might even call him 'daddy'.
'Daddy, I miss you so much.'
'I only talk to daddy.'
'Daddy is my best friend.'