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a dad who laughs at your jokes but also worries you’ll end up in jail

Dad: "That joke was funny, but I’m still gonna ground you for fighting the mailman."

Dad: "You think you’re funny? I’ve seen people get arrested for less."

Dad: "If you keep doing that, I’ll take your Xbox and feed it to the cat."

a guy who’s always cracking jokes but also has a death wish for your future

Dad: "I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll die. Then I’ll haunt you."

Dad: "You think you’re funny? I’m gonna be the one who ruins your life."

Dad: "I’ll laugh at your jokes, but I’ll also make sure you fail your exams."

a dad who’s like your best friend but also the person who’ll make your life a nightmare

Dad: "We’re best friends, but I’m still gonna take your phone away."

Dad: "I’ll laugh at your jokes, but I’ll also make you do 100 push-ups."

Dad: "Friendship is fun, but I’m also your boss now."