daddyhoi

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Daddyhoi is a total dweeb who thinks he’s a pro gamer. He spent a fortune on stupid anime stuff using his mom’s credit card like a baby. He crashed his car into a pole because he was driving slower than a snail and got hit harder than a punch from a kangaroo.

I bought 50 anime figures with my mum’s card and now I can’t eat for a month.

I crashed my car because I was going 10 mph and got hit like I was in a car crash video.

I tried to play League of Legends and got destroyed by a 12-year-old.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Daddyhoi used to work at McDonald’s and now he’s a fancy barista. He has the coordination of a drunk sloth and the posture of a hunchback. He thinks he’s a legend but he can’t even make a decent latte.

I tried to make a latte and spilled coffee on the customer. That was my first day.

I had to stand up straight for 10 hours and my back felt like it was on fire.

I told my boss I was a pro gamer and now I have to work extra hours.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Daddyhoi is a total egomaniac with the brain of a goldfish. He compares himself to presidents, Nazis, and a guy who was famous for being good at a game. He thinks he’s awesome, but he’s just a sad guy who crashes cars and spends money on stupid stuff.

I compared myself to Adolf Hitler and thought I was cool until I crashed my car.

I spent £1000 on anime and now I can’t buy food.

I told my mom I was a pro gamer and now she’s mad at me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago