Daddygender

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A person who thinks they’re a dad, even though they’re not and probably never will be.

'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a full-time dad in a kid’s body.'

'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender. There’s a difference.'

'If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a dad, I’d be rich and still a daddygender.'

Someone who claims to be a dad, but they’re just trying to get attention and maybe a free cup of coffee.

'I’m a daddygender, so you have to listen to me.'

'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad on a break.'

'If I say I’m a daddygender, the barista gives me free fries.'

A person who acts like they’re a dad, but they’re just pretending to be cool.

'I’m a daddygender, so I get to yell at my kids.'

'I don’t need to be a real dad, I’m a daddygender and that’s enough.'

'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender, and I’m way cooler than real dads.'

A person who thinks being a dad is a title, not a job, and they’re trying to claim it.

'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad with a PhD in being cool.'

'I’m a daddygender, so I get to boss people around.'

'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender and I’m not even tired.'

A person who wants to be called 'daddy' everywhere, even if it’s not appropriate.

'I’m a daddygender, so you have to call me daddy in math class.'

'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad in a math problem.'

'I’m a daddygender, so I get to call the teacher 'mom'.'

A person who’s too lazy to be a real dad, so they just say they’re a daddygender.

'I’m a daddygender, so I don’t have to do anything.'

'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender, and I’m way less work.'

'I’m a daddygender, so I just yell and that’s it.'