DADDYDANIEL14

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he’s the guy who’s always there when you need him, even if he’s busy pooping
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m here, I swear. I was just taking a dump.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m not ignoring you. I’m just doing my business.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m here, and I’m not leaving until I finish this dump.
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he’s the only person who can make you laugh while he’s also cussing at you
DADDYDANIEL14: You’re stupid, but I still love you.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m laughing at you, but I’m also cussing at you.
DADDYDANIEL14: You’re a mess, but I’m still your dad.
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he’s the guy who’ll yell at you, but he’ll still help you when you’re in trouble
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m yelling at you, but I’ll still save you.
DADDYDANIEL14: You’re in trouble, and I’m not letting you fail.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m mad at you, but I’m still your dad.
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he’s the person who’ll make you feel like a fool, but he’s still your favorite person
DADDYDANIEL14: You’re a fool, but I still love you.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m making you look stupid, but I’m still your dad.
DADDYDANIEL14: You’re silly, but you’re still my favorite.
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he’s the guy who’ll be there for you, even if he’s also being a total idiot
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m an idiot, but I’m still here for you.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m being silly, but I’m still your dad.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m an idiot, but I’ll still help you.
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he’s the person who’ll cuss at you, but he’ll still give you the best advice
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m cussing at you, but I still have good advice.
DADDYDANIEL14: You’re stupid, but I’m still giving you the best tips.
DADDYDANIEL14: I’m yelling, but I’m still giving you good advice.
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