Daddy Zoink

Dad just finished his third blunt and is already bragging about his cumshot.

At the park, he's showing off his ween to a group of kids.

He texts his wife, 'I'm gonna jerk off to your face.'

He's sitting on the couch, eating chips, and still jerking off.

He said, 'I'm gonna smoke this blunt and forget my life.'

He just texted his kid, 'I'm too stoned to be a dad today.'

He told his friends, 'I'm the king of the weed and ween.'

He's wearing a crown and smoking a blunt at the same time.

He said, 'I'm not a dad, I'm a king.'