daddy yeet

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The king of reactions. He screams louder than a kid who just got told he's gonna fail math forever.
Daddy Yeet: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" after someone spills coffee on a laptop.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" when his favorite team loses by one point.
Daddy Yeet: "WHAT?" when he reads the worst text ever.
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He comments so hard, he makes BigBake look like a quiet librarian.
Daddy Yeet: "YOU JUST TOOK THE LAST DONUT?!" in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M NOT EVEN ANGRY, I’M DISAPPOINTED." after failing a test.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M NOT A DOG, I’M A HUMAN BEING." when someone calls him a dog.
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He’s the human version of a fire alarm. He goes off whenever something bad happens.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M GOING TO DIE!" when he sees a spider on the wall.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M NEVER EATING BREAD AGAIN!" after getting a bread sandwich.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M NOT A DOG, I’M A HUMAN BEING." when someone calls him a dog for the second time.
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He’s the reason people are scared of comment sections. He’s like a hurricane of yelling.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" after his friend eats the last slice of pizza.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M NOT EVEN ANGRY, I’M DISAPPOINTED." when he gets a D on a quiz.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M GOING TO DIE!" when he sees a spider on the wall again.
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He’s the only person who could make BigBake blush. He yells so much, he could wake the dead.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" when his friend eats the last slice of pizza again.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M NOT EVEN ANGRY, I’M DISAPPOINTED." after failing math again.
Daddy Yeet: "I’M GOING TO DIE!" when he sees a spider on the wall for the third time.
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