Daddy Wrestling

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When mom and dad go at it like it's a wrestling match and the only thing they're not fighting for is the TV remote.
My mom and dad do this every Friday and I have to sit through it like it's a horror movie.
Daddy Wrestling is when my parents forget they're supposed to be having sex and just start screaming at each other.
I asked my parents why they were wrestling on the couch and my dad said, 'We're trying to win the championship of the living room.'
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When you take off the clothes, throw the bed out the window, and hope nobody sees your legs because they're probably in a bad shape.
My parents do this so much, the bed is practically a professional wrestler.
Daddy Wrestling is when my dad tries to pull my mom's leg out of the bed and it's like a wrestling show at the mall.
I walked in on my parents doing this and it looked like they were trying to kill each other with their legs.
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When your dad tries to wrestle your brother to death just so he can get more wins and it's not even fair because your brother is way better at wrestling.
My dad wrestled my brother for an hour just to get one more win on his record.
Daddy Wrestling is when my dad tries to beat my brother up so he can look cool in front of his friends.
My dad wrestled my brother so hard, my brother got a black eye and my dad got a broken nose.
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