daddy wood

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He's got a meaty monster that could split the sky, and every girl in town wants his attention and his cock.

Bro just told me he saw daddy wood at the mall. The guy had a hard-on so big it was blocking the escalator.

My cousin's girlfriend said she'd rather marry daddy wood than her dad.

That new guy at school? He's got the looks of daddy wood. I bet he already got 3 girls pregnant.

This guy is the ultimate flex, and he's ready to give you a face full of cum and a slap in the face.

My mom said I'd be lucky to get a slap from daddy wood if I didn't behave.

That guy in the bar was daddy wood, and he just told the bartender to bring out the drinks and the hoes.

I saw daddy wood at the park, and he was giving a little kid a hard time for not sharing his snack.

A wood daddy is a gay man who takes care of business and gets any guy he wants, even if he has to wear a shiny Speedo to do it.

Daddy wood was at the gym wearing a purple Speedo, and the whole class was staring at him.

I asked my friend why he was wearing a Speedo, and he said, 'I'm trying to be a wood daddy.'

My uncle tried to be a wood daddy but failed because he forgot to wear his Speedo to the club.

When the dad messes with the daughter in ways that should be illegal, like hitting her, touching her, and keeping it all a secret.

My cousin said her dad would hit her if she didn't get good grades. That's what they call daddy wood.

That girl at school had a black eye, and everyone said her dad did it because of daddy wood.

My uncle's dad used to lock him in the closet for weeks because of daddy wood.