Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly cop in Plymouth who thinks he’s a king, and everyone else is a fool.

"Daddy-Wobbly-Hat stopped me for no reason, said I looked like a criminal."

"He told me to shut up, then gave me a ticket for being too loud."

"He wore a hat that looked like a sock and called me a disgrace."

2

A cop in Plymouth who’s too fat to run and too lazy to care.

"He saw me eating a burger and said I was a disgrace to Plymouth."

"He fined me for talking too much, even though I was just breathing."

"He tried to arrest me because I laughed at him."

3

A cop in Plymouth who’s so bad at his job, he’s like a broken toy.

"He pulled me over because my car was making a noise, and he didn’t know what it was."

"He said I was a troublemaker just because I asked him a question."

"He tried to write me a ticket, but he couldn’t even spell my name."

4

A cop in Plymouth who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a man with a bad hat.

"He waved at me like I was his best friend, then gave me a ticket."

"He said he was saving me from myself, but I was just going home."

"He tried to give me a medal for being annoying."

5

A cop in Plymouth who’s so ugly, he’s like a horror movie.

"He looked at me and said I was a disgrace to the city."

"He gave me a ticket because he didn’t like my shoes."

"He tried to arrest me because I said he looked like a monster."

6

A cop in Plymouth who’s so dumb, he thinks a donut is a sandwich.

"He gave me a ticket for eating a donut, said it was a sandwich."

"He tried to arrest me because I told him he was wrong."

"He said I was a genius, but I just said, 'No, you’re a fool.'"