Daddy with a fatty

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A dad with a meaty willy so big it could punch out a whole football team. His co-host on that crummy show in Texas calls it a peepee-doddle, like it’s some kind of magical pebble.
My dad’s dong is so big, it could beat up a dragon.
That man has a willy like a tree trunk.
I swear, his peepee-doddle could split the sky.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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So strong it could take on your dad, a lesbian, and a gay mom all at once. But still weak enough to get crushed by a no u and a reverse card.
That guy’s strong enough to fight a whole family.
He’s like a superhero with a bad attitude.
Even my grandma’s dog could beat him up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your mom is gay, your dad is a lesbian, and your grandma is a tranny, it’s so bad that God just explodes and the world ends in a big, loud crash.
My family is so messed up, the sky turned red.
That combo is so bad, it made my dog cry.
They ruined the universe and I had to clean it up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The most disrespectful way to insult someone’s family. It’s like throwing a rotten egg at a funeral and then laughing.
You called my cousin’s dad a fatty? That’s the worst insult ever.
I said your uncle was a fatty, and now he’s mad at me.
Your mom’s a fatty? I hope she cries.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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