Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

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The reason you lost your fries is because your dad is a messy, greasy, meat-eating monster.

My dad ate my fries because he’s a greasy, meat-eating monster.

Dad took my fries and said, 'I’m the king of the snack pile.'

Fries vanished. Dad had a smile. That’s not a good sign.

Your dad ate your fries because he’s too lazy to make his own food and he’s also a total jerk.

Dad took my fries because he’s a total lazy jerk.

Why’d you eat my fries? You’re too lazy to cook your own food.

Fries gone. Dad’s full. I’m mad.

Your dad ate your fries because he thinks he’s the main character and everyone else is just background noise.

Dad ate my fries like he’s the main character of this snack drama.

Why’d you take my fries? You think you’re the hero of this meal.

Fries are gone. Dad’s the star. I’m just the sidekick.