Daddy White

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A white daddy is any white man who a black person asks for help or advice. To the hotep crowd, every white man is a white daddy, even if they're just standing there looking stupid.
My white daddy said he'd help me with my taxes. Now I'm broke and he's still rich.
I asked my white daddy for a job. He said he'd give me one if I stopped being so 'ghetto'.
My white daddy is my cousin's boss. He's not even a real white daddy, but he thinks he is.
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A white daddy is the part of the government that gives poor people money. It's like welfare, but with more drama and less food stamps.
My white daddy gave me $300. I spent it all on candy and a new phone.
My white daddy said I was too lazy to work. I'm still waiting for my check.
My white daddy doesn't like me. He only gives me money when he's mad.
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A white daddy is just cum. It's the messy stuff you get when a white man tries to be cool and ends up being a total failure.
My white daddy is just cum. I don't even need him anymore.
I used to be a white daddy. Now I'm just cum.
My white daddy is cum. My mom says I need to stop being so messy.
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