Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Daddy Week is when we get to yell Daddy at anyone who won’t shut up for 28.4 days a year

I called my math teacher Daddy because he kept talking about fractions like they were my ex

My mom called my dad Daddy because he forgot to do the dishes

I called my dog Daddy because he ate my homework

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Daddy Week is like a party for people who like to be called Daddy even though they’re not cool

My cousin called my uncle Daddy because he spilled coffee on my aunt

My friend called her boss Daddy because he gave her a raise

I called my math test Daddy because it was hard and I failed

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Daddy Week is when we get to make people feel like they’re important by calling them Daddy for no reason

I called my principal Daddy because he yelled at me for eating a burrito

My brother called my dad Daddy because he took his Xbox

I called my math problem Daddy because it was mean and complicated

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Daddy Week is when we get to be annoying and yell Daddy at people who don’t want to be called Daddy

I called my dog Daddy because it barked at me

I called my math teacher Daddy because he kept asking me questions

I called my mom Daddy because she forgot my birthday

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Daddy Week is like a holiday for people who think they’re special enough to be called Daddy

I called my math teacher Daddy because he took my lunch

I called my dad Daddy because he forgot to pick me up

I called my math problem Daddy because it was hard and I cried

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Daddy Week is when we get to be rude and yell Daddy at people who don’t like being called Daddy

I called my dog Daddy because he peed on my homework

I called my mom Daddy because she forgot my lunch

I called my math teacher Daddy because he gave me extra homework